ZabloN > WTS Learn how to Scam like the Pros Volume 1! Learn the art of the Freeform, The switchback, The Noob Screw and many many more! Get your copy for 500k isk! Proven methods that work!
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Dronen > are you serious mate?
ZabloN > of course!
Dronen > lol give me a prieview
ZabloN > sorry no freebies....there's no way to "preview" a scam
ZabloN > but its only 500k,mere pennies for a landfall of profit possibilities
Dronen > hmm, i dont think so seems fishy mate
ZabloN > well of course it does, we're talking scams here, not exactly highly looked upon
ZabloN > but why should they have all the fun, when you too could be raking in millions of isk an hour
Dronen > give me an example of how to scam like in a contract how would i go about doing that?
ZabloN > thats not how it works m8! i have to make a living too! i can't give all my secrets away for free
Dronen > ok 500k there ya go...
Dronen > wait, did you just scam me? or doy ou really have something to teach me?
ZabloN > why yes i do!
ZabloN > what you just learned was the Noob Screw
ZabloN > thats trademarked btw, use it on your friends
Dronen > nice, i though you would scam me, i have enough isk, good job though
Private:
Dronen > are you serious mate?
ZabloN > of course!
Dronen > lol give me a prieview
ZabloN > sorry no freebies....there's no way to "preview" a scam
ZabloN > but its only 500k,mere pennies for a landfall of profit possibilities
Dronen > hmm, i dont think so seems fishy mate
ZabloN > well of course it does, we're talking scams here, not exactly highly looked upon
ZabloN > but why should they have all the fun, when you too could be raking in millions of isk an hour
Dronen > give me an example of how to scam like in a contract how would i go about doing that?
ZabloN > thats not how it works m8! i have to make a living too! i can't give all my secrets away for free
Dronen > ok 500k there ya go...
Dronen > wait, did you just scam me? or doy ou really have something to teach me?
ZabloN > why yes i do!
ZabloN > what you just learned was the Noob Screw
ZabloN > thats trademarked btw, use it on your friends
Dronen > nice, i though you would scam me, i have enough isk, good job though
Hikari Okane > glompparty o/
Hikari Okane > /emote running glomps Impius
Antarisa > Hmmm.. I wonder if any diseases are passed via glomping...
Hikari Okane > Side effects of glomp may include: Increased cartoon watching, facination with collecting completely useless things, sprouting of cat ears and a tail, repetition of the word 'desu', and an irresistable urge to argue that subbing is better than dubbing
Hikari Okane > /emote running glomps Impius
Antarisa > Hmmm.. I wonder if any diseases are passed via glomping...
Hikari Okane > Side effects of glomp may include: Increased cartoon watching, facination with collecting completely useless things, sprouting of cat ears and a tail, repetition of the word 'desu', and an irresistable urge to argue that subbing is better than dubbing
Virtuozzo > ALIGN PEOPLE - KEEP DOUBLE LICKING LIKE A MAD MAN TO ALIGN - IT IS VITAL
Onyxalia La'fiette > roni you changed the name on my cyclone
Ronistar > All I did was add a question mark
Ronistar > Sometimes people hear a song, and think "hmmm that needs more cowbell". Well, sometimes people see a phrase and think "hmmm that needs more punctuation"
Ronistar > All I did was add a question mark
Ronistar > Sometimes people hear a song, and think "hmmm that needs more cowbell". Well, sometimes people see a phrase and think "hmmm that needs more punctuation"
Skirge > FUCK
Hyjek > What?
Skirge Fuck fuck fuck fuck, Hyjek you son of a bitch.
Cythrawl > What happened?
Skirge > You know how Hyjek gave all of the corp shares to DiaperBaby?
Cythrawl > Yeah?
Skirge > Well I've never created new shares before and was trying to figure out how. I just emptied out the entire corporate wallet to our shareholders.
HYejek > LMFAO
Cythrawl > Are you fucking serious?
Skirge > DiaperBaby just became a billionaire and he hasn't logged in for over a year.
Hyjek > What?
Skirge Fuck fuck fuck fuck, Hyjek you son of a bitch.
Cythrawl > What happened?
Skirge > You know how Hyjek gave all of the corp shares to DiaperBaby?
Cythrawl > Yeah?
Skirge > Well I've never created new shares before and was trying to figure out how. I just emptied out the entire corporate wallet to our shareholders.
HYejek > LMFAO
Cythrawl > Are you fucking serious?
Skirge > DiaperBaby just became a billionaire and he hasn't logged in for over a year.
EVE System > Channel changed to Yulai Local Channel
Coahim Madden > hey girl
Coahim Madden > hey boy
FenikSar > superstar DJ
Coahim Madden > here we go
FenikSar > :D
Edison Frisk > o//
HatePeace LoveWar > o
Edison Frisk > o
Coahim Madden > <o/ o> <o> o/
Gold Star > *o/*
Edison Frisk > :p
Coahim Madden > :)
fairimear > dam i blinked
jattell > rofl
fairimear > what was that all about
Coahim Madden > hey girl
Coahim Madden > hey boy
FenikSar > superstar DJ
Coahim Madden > here we go
FenikSar > :D
Edison Frisk > o//
HatePeace LoveWar > o
Edison Frisk > o
Coahim Madden > <o/ o> <o> o/
Gold Star > *o/*
Edison Frisk > :p
Coahim Madden > :)
fairimear > dam i blinked
jattell > rofl
fairimear > what was that all about
Jacob Etienne > i theorise that EVE is 90% kayo
Jacob Etienne > the rest are noobs
Jacob Etienne > who get scared of kayo and leave
Jacob Etienne > the rest are noobs
Jacob Etienne > who get scared of kayo and leave
Dtech > many ppl that quit usually come back
Aiyeeta Beaver > I'm working on getting saiyan back... but apparently he can't juggle wow, eve, and a gf... I told him to drop the gf and wow for 2 eve accounts...
Aiyeeta Beaver > I'm working on getting saiyan back... but apparently he can't juggle wow, eve, and a gf... I told him to drop the gf and wow for 2 eve accounts...
Edgard Clochard > Seems like it's not possible to find sweat pants / thermal underwear with attatched socks.
Seth Allasatre > dude. no man should wear something with built in footies.
Edgard Clochard > -_-
Edgard Clochard > If you were me, you would.
Seth Allasatre > we're revoking your man card.
Edgard Clochard > Half the time when I wake up in the morning my socks are gone and my pants are halfway up to my knees.
Seth Allasatre > I sleep naked.
Seth Allasatre > :D
syphurous > /emote blocks channel
Seth Allasatre > lol
syphurous > OMGRAWR ?
syphurous > /emote opens browser
Edgard Clochard > -_-
Edgard Clochard > Please don't omgrawr this.
Edgard Clochard > It's not worthy.
Seth Allasatre > dude. no man should wear something with built in footies.
Edgard Clochard > -_-
Edgard Clochard > If you were me, you would.
Seth Allasatre > we're revoking your man card.
Edgard Clochard > Half the time when I wake up in the morning my socks are gone and my pants are halfway up to my knees.
Seth Allasatre > I sleep naked.
Seth Allasatre > :D
syphurous > /emote blocks channel
Seth Allasatre > lol
syphurous > OMGRAWR ?
syphurous > /emote opens browser
Edgard Clochard > -_-
Edgard Clochard > Please don't omgrawr this.
Edgard Clochard > It's not worthy.
*after wandering into a station and getting camped*
Promon Delnai > we appear to have misjudged the tactical situation
Promon Delnai > we appear to have misjudged the tactical situation