Noctis Era > ISD Gsilver how do you reload ammo, i can't put these missiles into my rail guns.. i want to go pew pew
Witchking > well it was in Scotland
turquois > so every bugger knows
Witchking > on a business trip.................
Witchking > at a bar
Fast Eddie > /emote nods
Witchking > it was late
turquois > /emote giggles to herself, knowing where this story is going
Witchking > had a few to drink
Witchking > and a few ladies returned from an evening meal in Stirling
Witchking > now since they depated earlier that evening I had struck up a conversation with another chap at the bar and we were getting on just quite swell
Witchking > we both smiled when they returned...
Witchking > there was obviously an age difference in the two ladies, one around the mid twenties, the other around the mid thirties!
Witchking > since this matched myself and my new comrade we took it upon oursels to intoduce ourselves
Witchking > the beer flowed, the whisky ran freely, the jokes got a little more suggestive as each hour passed
turquois > dont try and blame the booze you
Witchking > at 2am, after 4 hours drinking and cojoling the bar closed so we all retired to the lounge......
Witchking > the inevitable happened...we paired off :-)
Witchking > My friend with the younger of the two fair maidens and me with the other....
Witchking > /emote leaves it to the wicked imagination of turq and others to fillin the next 45 minutes, no make that 2 hours :)
turquois > lmao
Witchking > i returned to my room weary and tired.....
Witchking > downstairs at breakfast was the other pair, but my 'partner' was still asleep!
Witchking > we got talking again, actually found out they where both students at the local Uni studying psycology
Witchking > then the event happened, that single most earth shattering moment that stunned me like a poor little rabbit in the headlights of an 40 ton eddie stobart truck......
turquois > LOL
Witchking > Charlotte, for that was the young maidens name casually dropped into the conversation that her (and my!) friend had just become a grandmother...........
Witchking > eh? i thought, she's a bit young to be a grandmother, nnot actually impossible but still quite young
Witchking > then it dawned upon me
Witchking > so i asked, how old was my sleeping beauty of a friend
Witchking > "Oh in her late fifties I think"
Witchking > was the reply
turquois > /emote bursts out laughing again
Witchking > she was older than my mother
Witchking > my mother for gods sake
turquois > now witchy - tell them how old you are dear
RedeyeAce > wasnt expecting that.. i thought u were gonna say fourties
Fast Eddie > /emote shakes his head
Witchking > now i'm the princly age of 34, so thats a pretty big difference
Witchking > but she honestly looed around 35-38!
Witchking > *looked
turquois > /emote nearly wets herself laughing
Witchking > needless to say i have so far ignored 2 phone calls now!
Witchking > and still get queesy when queing behind OAP's at the post office when posting things
turquois > LOL
Witchking > henceforth i will be everknown as "Granny Grabber"
Witchking > /emote runs off to get a very large brandy to calm his nerve's
Witchking > Oh no thats nowhere near the worst of it.......i contiinue
Fast Eddie > Oh goodie!
Witchking > I am on annual leave at the moment and checked my email yeasterday
Witchking > apparently the fault i went to fix a few weeks ago has re-occured and they have me booked at the same site agin next wed-fri.
Witchking > they have used the same hote (as we are in a contract with them)
Witchking > and i'm sure, somewherein the drunken convo's that someone said the two girls where semi-permnant residents at the hotel
Witchking > they are using it as a residence as they study.......
Witchking > anyone live in Stirling so i can crash at their place?
turquois > bit far....
Witchking > damn damn damn you all........
Witchking > /emote has just had a VERY wicked thought
turquois > go on,,,,,
Witchking > /emote wonders that if he uses said number of stalking scotch girl
Witchking > and text's the following.....she may rebuke him forever :-)
Witchking > "Hi, nice to here from you, had a great time a few weeks ago, but just had a check-up atthe docs. You may want to go to the clinic yourself! Thanks again. T"
turquois > lmfao
turquois > you evil git
Witchking > :)
Witchking > yes yes yes ... a plan a real plan that might just work !
Fast Eddie > Well Witch, there is one ray of sunshine in the whole sordid affair.. and I'm picking my words carefully...
Witchking > continue.....
Fast Eddie > You can be reasonably sure she didn't get pregnant. :)
turquois > LMFAO
Witchking > Noooooooooooo
Witchking > it'll just be my luck to have located the planets only late 50 somthing pre-menopausal woman!
Witchking > i'd have to marry her
Witchking > then i'd be a step father to someone the same age as me
Witchking > /emote wants off the merry-go-round now please!
Witchking > /emote rocks back and forthi n chair clutching head singing "Daisy Daisy , giv eme your answer do...."
turquois > so every bugger knows
Witchking > on a business trip.................
Witchking > at a bar
Fast Eddie > /emote nods
Witchking > it was late
turquois > /emote giggles to herself, knowing where this story is going
Witchking > had a few to drink
Witchking > and a few ladies returned from an evening meal in Stirling
Witchking > now since they depated earlier that evening I had struck up a conversation with another chap at the bar and we were getting on just quite swell
Witchking > we both smiled when they returned...
Witchking > there was obviously an age difference in the two ladies, one around the mid twenties, the other around the mid thirties!
Witchking > since this matched myself and my new comrade we took it upon oursels to intoduce ourselves
Witchking > the beer flowed, the whisky ran freely, the jokes got a little more suggestive as each hour passed
turquois > dont try and blame the booze you
Witchking > at 2am, after 4 hours drinking and cojoling the bar closed so we all retired to the lounge......
Witchking > the inevitable happened...we paired off :-)
Witchking > My friend with the younger of the two fair maidens and me with the other....
Witchking > /emote leaves it to the wicked imagination of turq and others to fillin the next 45 minutes, no make that 2 hours :)
turquois > lmao
Witchking > i returned to my room weary and tired.....
Witchking > downstairs at breakfast was the other pair, but my 'partner' was still asleep!
Witchking > we got talking again, actually found out they where both students at the local Uni studying psycology
Witchking > then the event happened, that single most earth shattering moment that stunned me like a poor little rabbit in the headlights of an 40 ton eddie stobart truck......
turquois > LOL
Witchking > Charlotte, for that was the young maidens name casually dropped into the conversation that her (and my!) friend had just become a grandmother...........
Witchking > eh? i thought, she's a bit young to be a grandmother, nnot actually impossible but still quite young
Witchking > then it dawned upon me
Witchking > so i asked, how old was my sleeping beauty of a friend
Witchking > "Oh in her late fifties I think"
Witchking > was the reply
turquois > /emote bursts out laughing again
Witchking > she was older than my mother
Witchking > my mother for gods sake
turquois > now witchy - tell them how old you are dear
RedeyeAce > wasnt expecting that.. i thought u were gonna say fourties
Fast Eddie > /emote shakes his head
Witchking > now i'm the princly age of 34, so thats a pretty big difference
Witchking > but she honestly looed around 35-38!
Witchking > *looked
turquois > /emote nearly wets herself laughing
Witchking > needless to say i have so far ignored 2 phone calls now!
Witchking > and still get queesy when queing behind OAP's at the post office when posting things
turquois > LOL
Witchking > henceforth i will be everknown as "Granny Grabber"
Witchking > /emote runs off to get a very large brandy to calm his nerve's
Witchking > Oh no thats nowhere near the worst of it.......i contiinue
Fast Eddie > Oh goodie!
Witchking > I am on annual leave at the moment and checked my email yeasterday
Witchking > apparently the fault i went to fix a few weeks ago has re-occured and they have me booked at the same site agin next wed-fri.
Witchking > they have used the same hote (as we are in a contract with them)
Witchking > and i'm sure, somewherein the drunken convo's that someone said the two girls where semi-permnant residents at the hotel
Witchking > they are using it as a residence as they study.......
Witchking > anyone live in Stirling so i can crash at their place?
turquois > bit far....
Witchking > damn damn damn you all........
Witchking > /emote has just had a VERY wicked thought
turquois > go on,,,,,
Witchking > /emote wonders that if he uses said number of stalking scotch girl
Witchking > and text's the following.....she may rebuke him forever :-)
Witchking > "Hi, nice to here from you, had a great time a few weeks ago, but just had a check-up atthe docs. You may want to go to the clinic yourself! Thanks again. T"
turquois > lmfao
turquois > you evil git
Witchking > :)
Witchking > yes yes yes ... a plan a real plan that might just work !
Fast Eddie > Well Witch, there is one ray of sunshine in the whole sordid affair.. and I'm picking my words carefully...
Witchking > continue.....
Fast Eddie > You can be reasonably sure she didn't get pregnant. :)
turquois > LMFAO
Witchking > Noooooooooooo
Witchking > it'll just be my luck to have located the planets only late 50 somthing pre-menopausal woman!
Witchking > i'd have to marry her
Witchking > then i'd be a step father to someone the same age as me
Witchking > /emote wants off the merry-go-round now please!
Witchking > /emote rocks back and forthi n chair clutching head singing "Daisy Daisy , giv eme your answer do...."
* BIGBADBOB passes beer around for everyone and it is cold cause it is virtual beer from iceland
Koshou > Unfortunately, Icelandic beer has a password top that requires you to speak a coherent word in Icelandic, as a precaution against public drunkenness. ... And foreigners.
BIGBADBOB > opna minn bjór
Sam Browne > Icelandic beer comes pre-nerfed, so you can drink buckets of it without falling over... But people will still give you grief and gank you at the door of the pub for it!
Next Time > yeah all the good beer is in 0.0
Koshou > yeah they actually put Arkohol in the beer there
Koshou > Unfortunately, Icelandic beer has a password top that requires you to speak a coherent word in Icelandic, as a precaution against public drunkenness. ... And foreigners.
BIGBADBOB > opna minn bjór
Sam Browne > Icelandic beer comes pre-nerfed, so you can drink buckets of it without falling over... But people will still give you grief and gank you at the door of the pub for it!
Next Time > yeah all the good beer is in 0.0
Koshou > yeah they actually put Arkohol in the beer there
2ndAdam > :D leo, whenever you start that I get a massive hard on.
Leonard Achana > ...whoa
2ndAdam > NO
2ndAdam > KEEP GOING
Leonard Achana > ...whoa
2ndAdam > NO
2ndAdam > KEEP GOING
WolfXI > faffles
WolfXI > i love faffles
WolfXI > with syrup
WolfXI > lotsa syrup
Terry Nova > Wtf is a faffle?
WolfXI > lol...faffle
WolfXI > a waffle
WolfXI > but it has ears and wings
Terry Nova > ...
Terry Nova > Sounds like cannibalism.
WolfXI > i love faffles
WolfXI > with syrup
WolfXI > lotsa syrup
Terry Nova > Wtf is a faffle?
WolfXI > lol...faffle
WolfXI > a waffle
WolfXI > but it has ears and wings
Terry Nova > ...
Terry Nova > Sounds like cannibalism.
Grinth Fealnon > more about lairds skirts...I mean kilts thats about it
Amberle Rahl > not much, I have no shame, nor boundaries, and only class on a good day
Grinth Fealnon > ...thinks he's definitely not getting any whiskey any time soon
Laird > IT IS NOT A SKIRT YOU HEATHEN!!
Grinth Fealnon > rofl
Amberle Rahl > it's kind of a skirt
Amberle Rahl > though really more of a creatively-wrapped towel
Amberle Rahl > toga even
Padyn > toga mini
Amberle Rahl > shroom-inspired toga
Laird > /emote smacks head
Grinth Fealnon > speaking as someone who works at a womens clothing store...amberle your not making much of a distinction
Amberle Rahl > well it is!!! no culture on earth that came up with any sort of plaid or tartan or wavy lined cloth did it sober
Grinth Fealnon > ...and in this corner we have Laird...
Laird > He has a point
Grinth Fealnon > lol
Padyn > haggis induced
Grinth Fealnon > have you seen Laird in a kilt... I have and he looks ravis... I mean handsome
Amberle Rahl > no, those ancient scotts/celts would get hopped up until they could fuckin fly
Amberle Rahl > that's why the Romans built the damn wall
Amberle Rahl > "That blue-tattoo stoned ass shit is just too crazy man...let's build a bigassed wall"
Laird > lmao
Laird > Very true
Padyn > if they could fly then the roman wall wouldnt stop em
Grinth Fealnon > P has a pint
Grinth Fealnon > er point
Malindah > he wishes he had a pint :P
Padyn > mmm Guinness
Grinth Fealnon > ...sorry fruedian whip... I mean slip
Amberle Rahl > "Hey the Romans are coming, they're right over that hill!" "Great! Let's get fucking hammered till we can't feel our toes and think the spirits are fighting with us!"
Laird > /emote is cracking up at this end
Malindah > so am I Laird!
Malindah > Amberle's version of history is quite amusing :P
Padyn > more BLUE paint
Laird > Oh man, I think Amb has got us spot on
Padyn > more cowbell
Laird > There had to be something in the blue paint
Grinth Fealnon > I think Amb is jealous
Amberle Rahl > Exactly padyn..
Amberle Rahl > ACH CRIVENS!!! MORE BLUE PAINT!!!
Padyn > think he wear the womens skirts wishing they were kilts?
Laird > Oh man I am hurting now
Grinth Fealnon > most definitely
Grinth Fealnon > walks around in a towel shouting in a horrible scottish accent
Padyn > haggis down ..haggis down
Amberle Rahl > The reason they were so terrifying is that they didn't give a rats ass if they won the fight - each man would pick out one guy they were going to kill - and as long as they killed that one guy, things were dandy
Grinth Fealnon > especially if they were a warhol.....
Malindah > I am going to pee my pants..
Amberle Rahl > can you imagine being a roman archer, like, 5 ranks back in a reserve cohort and see one of those wacko fuckers making his way across a fight RIGHT AT YOU?
Laird > "See that gobshite over their with the fancy helmet, Well i am gonna hammer that bastaird into ra ground!"
Amberle Rahl > "Hey Flabius - is that guy lookin at me?"
Grinth Fealnon > isnt it..."Armor...thats for pansies!"
Amberle Rahl > "I...I think he's lookin at me..."
Padyn > i"in nothing but blue paint"
Padyn > /emote watchesd Mal laugh herself into potties
Laird > /emote decides to make Amberle a honorary Scotsman due to his understanding of the Scottish way of doing things
Amberle Rahl > not much, I have no shame, nor boundaries, and only class on a good day
Grinth Fealnon > ...thinks he's definitely not getting any whiskey any time soon
Laird > IT IS NOT A SKIRT YOU HEATHEN!!
Grinth Fealnon > rofl
Amberle Rahl > it's kind of a skirt
Amberle Rahl > though really more of a creatively-wrapped towel
Amberle Rahl > toga even
Padyn > toga mini
Amberle Rahl > shroom-inspired toga
Laird > /emote smacks head
Grinth Fealnon > speaking as someone who works at a womens clothing store...amberle your not making much of a distinction
Amberle Rahl > well it is!!! no culture on earth that came up with any sort of plaid or tartan or wavy lined cloth did it sober
Grinth Fealnon > ...and in this corner we have Laird...
Laird > He has a point
Grinth Fealnon > lol
Padyn > haggis induced
Grinth Fealnon > have you seen Laird in a kilt... I have and he looks ravis... I mean handsome
Amberle Rahl > no, those ancient scotts/celts would get hopped up until they could fuckin fly
Amberle Rahl > that's why the Romans built the damn wall
Amberle Rahl > "That blue-tattoo stoned ass shit is just too crazy man...let's build a bigassed wall"
Laird > lmao
Laird > Very true
Padyn > if they could fly then the roman wall wouldnt stop em
Grinth Fealnon > P has a pint
Grinth Fealnon > er point
Malindah > he wishes he had a pint :P
Padyn > mmm Guinness
Grinth Fealnon > ...sorry fruedian whip... I mean slip
Amberle Rahl > "Hey the Romans are coming, they're right over that hill!" "Great! Let's get fucking hammered till we can't feel our toes and think the spirits are fighting with us!"
Laird > /emote is cracking up at this end
Malindah > so am I Laird!
Malindah > Amberle's version of history is quite amusing :P
Padyn > more BLUE paint
Laird > Oh man, I think Amb has got us spot on
Padyn > more cowbell
Laird > There had to be something in the blue paint
Grinth Fealnon > I think Amb is jealous
Amberle Rahl > Exactly padyn..
Amberle Rahl > ACH CRIVENS!!! MORE BLUE PAINT!!!
Padyn > think he wear the womens skirts wishing they were kilts?
Laird > Oh man I am hurting now
Grinth Fealnon > most definitely
Grinth Fealnon > walks around in a towel shouting in a horrible scottish accent
Padyn > haggis down ..haggis down
Amberle Rahl > The reason they were so terrifying is that they didn't give a rats ass if they won the fight - each man would pick out one guy they were going to kill - and as long as they killed that one guy, things were dandy
Grinth Fealnon > especially if they were a warhol.....
Malindah > I am going to pee my pants..
Amberle Rahl > can you imagine being a roman archer, like, 5 ranks back in a reserve cohort and see one of those wacko fuckers making his way across a fight RIGHT AT YOU?
Laird > "See that gobshite over their with the fancy helmet, Well i am gonna hammer that bastaird into ra ground!"
Amberle Rahl > "Hey Flabius - is that guy lookin at me?"
Grinth Fealnon > isnt it..."Armor...thats for pansies!"
Amberle Rahl > "I...I think he's lookin at me..."
Padyn > i"in nothing but blue paint"
Padyn > /emote watchesd Mal laugh herself into potties
Laird > /emote decides to make Amberle a honorary Scotsman due to his understanding of the Scottish way of doing things
Sven NZ > i h8 L1 already
Oleandra Shadowjumper > it's retardedly easy
Oleandra Shadowjumper > you could fart in your pod and kill the mission rat 55km away
Oleandra Shadowjumper > it's retardedly easy
Oleandra Shadowjumper > you could fart in your pod and kill the mission rat 55km away
Noreena14> Guys the worm just close behind us
Last Trip> Dont worry, I`ll get us out of this
Douglas William> jeeze, who`s idea was it to come into an unstable worm hole with a guy named "Last Trip" anyway?
Last Trip> Dont worry, I`ll get us out of this
Douglas William> jeeze, who`s idea was it to come into an unstable worm hole with a guy named "Last Trip" anyway?
Kaar > dont enter GW
Anoai Troriak > i cant i'm scrambled
Anoai Troriak > i cant i'm scrambled
Irina Primsky > Training of the skill Small Projectile Turret to level 1 has been completed.... whooo, there's a storm coming and its name is total pwnage