Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat cloaked caps instalock her
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she takes a half hour to align.
g0ggalor > ur mom is so fat, she needs a cyno field just to go to the bathroom
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat they don't let her into highsec
Mantric Roscart > She gets stuck in warpgates?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she can structure tank.
Ellio Starkiller > Your mammas so slow, when she turns on micro-warpdrive she only goes 0.30 ms.
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she collapses wormholes
Jabula > so big her gravitational field bends light?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat pod pilots make humorous comments about her weight problem.
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she takes a half hour to align.
g0ggalor > ur mom is so fat, she needs a cyno field just to go to the bathroom
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat they don't let her into highsec
Mantric Roscart > She gets stuck in warpgates?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she can structure tank.
Ellio Starkiller > Your mammas so slow, when she turns on micro-warpdrive she only goes 0.30 ms.
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she collapses wormholes
Jabula > so big her gravitational field bends light?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat pod pilots make humorous comments about her weight problem.
FriedRoadKill > I don't do 0.4
Marduke MekLodar > A wise choice
FriedRoadKill > I was picked on because of it.. my corp and I have a love hate relationship..My favorite pirate calls me Kitty now.
Marduke MekLodar > A wise choice
FriedRoadKill > I was picked on because of it.. my corp and I have a love hate relationship..My favorite pirate calls me Kitty now.
Zoltaris > Hunting rogue drones is just like mining, except that you mine with a combat ship using weapons instead of mining lasers and the roids fire back at you! X)
Worry > SEX: The head of your cock bounces off a prostitutes eyeball causing irritation and profanity
Dracorimus > lol
Arkanis > DOM DOM DOM DO DO DO
schantrac > worry wtf?
schantrac > where did u get that sex thing from?
Worry > from boredom....my sick imagination
Arkanis > o rly?
schantrac > 0_o
Dracorimus > lol
Arkanis > DOM DOM DOM DO DO DO
schantrac > worry wtf?
schantrac > where did u get that sex thing from?
Worry > from boredom....my sick imagination
Arkanis > o rly?
schantrac > 0_o
Panda Empress>
♪♫ When your ship gets blown to bits ♪♫
♪♫ ♪ And you lose your Faction fits ♪♫ ♫♪
♪ Don't worry
♪ be happy ٩(̾●̮̮̃•̃̾)۶
♪♫ When your ship gets blown to bits ♪♫
♪♫ ♪ And you lose your Faction fits ♪♫ ♫♪
♪ Don't worry
♪ be happy ٩(̾●̮̮̃•̃̾)۶
<@Viceroy> I got accepted into the university guide program
<@Viceroy> and so did my ex-gf :(
<@Viceroy> competition here i come!
<@HellGremlin> Great
<@HellGremlin> This will be an excellent opportunity for you to rub your sexual interest in other women in her face
<@HellGremlin> This will further degrade her sense of self-worth, and you might just have yourself a wife in the making!
<@Sham> I think a feminist just had a heart attack
<@Viceroy> and so did my ex-gf :(
<@Viceroy> competition here i come!
<@HellGremlin> Great
<@HellGremlin> This will be an excellent opportunity for you to rub your sexual interest in other women in her face
<@HellGremlin> This will further degrade her sense of self-worth, and you might just have yourself a wife in the making!
<@Sham> I think a feminist just had a heart attack
Scott Ryder > My toaster will be my ticket to the evil side when the time comes
hyperlife > you plan on having sexual relations with your toaster dont you...
hyperlife > you plan on having sexual relations with your toaster dont you...
Marishma > hehe, TV infomercials are like those really bad scams in Jita... I just noticed how similar they are
Samirol > pirates aren't tasty....
Acacallis > they are hamsters tho samirol
Samirol > im the only hamster parent
Samirol > pirate
Cadela Fria > you're a hamster parent???
Hitomi Kanzakis > lol hamster parent...
Cadela Fria > omg your children are hamsters??? :D
Samirol > damn typos
Acacallis > they are hamsters tho samirol
Samirol > im the only hamster parent
Samirol > pirate
Cadela Fria > you're a hamster parent???
Hitomi Kanzakis > lol hamster parent...
Cadela Fria > omg your children are hamsters??? :D
Samirol > damn typos
Sanka Cofie>Can I come? I love role-play.
I can be the unscrupulous Gallente Customs Official... and you can be the orphaned stowaway Caldari girl.
Wait. Wait.
I can be the voracious Jove tentacle-monster... and you can be the helpless japanese schoolgirl.
I can be the unscrupulous Gallente Customs Official... and you can be the orphaned stowaway Caldari girl.
Wait. Wait.
I can be the voracious Jove tentacle-monster... and you can be the helpless japanese schoolgirl.