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Belfalas > ray did u see that australian guy who paints with his c0ck
Rayvan > ummmm no
Alfred AngloSaxon > he wish he did tho
Toppar Wear > lol
Belfalas > Under the artistic pseudonym "Pricasso", Patch uses his penis to paint portraits, landscapes and female nudes.
Belfalas > "I dip it in the paint and then apply it to the canvas," says the 56-year-old who grew up in England. "I began doing it at a party around Christmas time. Now I videotape all my work, because sometimes people don't believe me."
Belfalas > http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/07/20/patch21706_wideweb__470x352,0.jpg
Belfalas > now i wonder what kind of parties they have in australia
Toppar Wear > lol
Toppar Wear > im just thinking about how hard it will be to paint nude ppl if u have a hard on, lol
Pilk > I'd think it'd be difficult the other way, personally.
Pilk > Although what'd really kill me would be running low on paint on the tip.
Pilk > Paper cuts are bad, mmkay?
Rayvan > ok who the hell wants to see a 56 yr old penis paint anyway?
Toppar Wear > might be - AFK (TESTING NOW) ;P
<Cia> and the server is up
<SilverNight> Jesus, already?
<Cia> thousands of eve players around the world will go unfed and unshowered today thanks to CCP's speedy maintenance cycle
Azia Burgi > /emote returns the the grim task of moving her cemetry to Molea
Nick Falcon > i could loan you the wayfarer azia
Azia Burgi > wassat?
Nick Falcon > my hualer iteron V
Azia Burgi > its ok, it all fits in my badger
Andros vonBek > as opposed to the deadly combat iteron 5 ?
Azia Burgi > rofl
Nick Falcon > huh you mean an iteron with a turret
Andros vonBek > yarr !
Nick Falcon > that takes 35 secs to lock
Azia Burgi > Battle Badgers 4tw
Frostbyt > sensor booster 4tw
Quarren > you can make the iteron V into a bit of an ass kicker
Quarren > 5 lows and 5 meds
Azia Burgi > was it you frostie that had a battle badger?
Andros vonBek > my itty 5 locks a jetcan in about 2.5 seconds (i think)
Nick Falcon > i refer to ships
Frostbyt > 5 mag stabs, 2 sensor boosters 3 tracking links, 2 blasters and you got pwnsauce for frigs
Nick Falcon > 7 secs on cans
Nick Falcon > howd you get two turrets
Quarren > you can only fit one turret
Frostbyt > cuz i'm retards
Frostbyt > retarded
Azia Burgi > lol
Frostbyt > ;P
Quarren > /emote coughs
Azia Burgi > "spechul"
Frostbyt > see i can't even spell retard
< Rigel> Raketemensch - are you still in KOS
< Raketemensch> no i am not
< Rigel> what alliance/corp are you in
< Raketemensch> I really don't want to talk about it on irc
< Rigel> so what you're saying is I can call you a fucking idiot and not have a diplomatic incident come about from it?
EVE System > Channel changed to Frarn Local Channel
Kane Darkstar > Shes has a very hard job as local Dominatrix in the UK, she gets some bad clients some time so she works out her frustrations here..
Isthia Raven > ok. But like Leus said, we have been nothing but polite and considerate in the channel.
EVE System > Channel changed to Meirakulf Local Channel
Mrtickle > can you get post traumatic stress from being on goons TS?
Shrike >
http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=323202
Hunyoo Gurglebush > Haha, awesome banner.
DigitalCommunist > I've never had Elmer Fudd make me horny before, but I guess theres a first time for everything.
Captin Shlock > good morning Azia *HUGZ*
Azia Burgi > /emote hugs
Azia Burgi > afk, got to run an irl courier mish
Captin Shlock > ok hun
Azia Burgi > got to collect 1 unit of Sister from the busstop
Captin Shlock > LOL
DeODokktor > I'd not cut off my balls
DeODokktor > it took like 14 years for them to fully drop... It's like a fine wine lol
Rural Juror > how about a button on every box that when you hit it selects everything???? woutl that be too fucking hard CCP???
Rural Juror > just venting
Rural Juror > getting a cramp from salvaging
Daralia > An ass cramp?
BizarroStormy > hey rj
BizarroStormy > press ctrl-a :-P
Rural Juror > im too busy using the keyboard to surf for porn
BizarroStormy > why is your hand on the mouse then?
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