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<Griffin> anybody know if magnets erase CDs?
Gehen Sealbreaker > I had some cats. But frankly sometimes I wish I could have one without the digestive features. And the litterbox coming with it.
Aracturus > your forgetting the mess
Aracturus > Agreed, gehen
Lallara Zhuul > if you have greens for them, they dont do the chucking up on the floor bit at all
Lallara Zhuul > they sometimes do the skid marks all over the place thing though
Yuki Li > that's hardly an improvement
Riflemandodd > i went to see a movie once when i was on shrooms, went to wash my hands after pissing...
Riflemandodd > two of the automatic faucets went off when i put my hands near one, verified it later when i wasn't insane
Riflemandodd > was thinking, 'shit, the faucets know i'm tripping!'
Hydroponica > lol
Khanivore > lol
Jack Russell > jacks tip of the day
Jack Russell > DO NOT WATCH THE FILM 'Babe' ON ACID talking dogs,pigs and sheep i was a mess for weeks
Khanivore > rofl
<ichi> i need more ram
<skilzrulz> get a boyfriend then
<ichi> ...
B33R > OMG
B33R > 11 is EMPTY
Karak Zuer > I didn't do it!
B33R > THERE IS NOTHING HERE
Karak Zuer > nothing? not even veld?
B33R > i know...who did it...gonna fucking war dec
B33R > nothing
B33R > i mean damn...
B33R > hell hound..who else has been on...
Karak Zuer > who would haul veld back to ogoten from here? that's just nuts...
B33R > no kidding...wtf
B33R > oh nvm
Karak Zuer > ??
B33R > my bad...he grp wapred us back to safe point...
B33R > lol
Sinala Graves > LOL
Karak Zuer > rolf....
Sinala Graves > back
B33R > * B33R now feeling stupid and falling off of couch laughing
Decia > /emote rolls eyes
Excalibus > or ☻
Excalibus > ☺
Decia > howd you do that?
Excalibus > ♥
Excalibus > trade secret :P
Decia > grr
PKlavins > he has a special relatioship with his pc...he gives his pc 'favours' in return for special symbols :P
Gstomp28 > WOW wana know something werid....u can use a heavy diminishiing on a giant seucure cargo container...OMG THE TOWER ATTACKED ME'
Gstomp28 > ITS DETROYING MNY RAVEN
Gstomp28 > IT DESTROYED MY RAVEN>>>>>>>>WTFFFFF/CRYYYY
Galland > oh oh
Mortimus > DUDE!
Gstomp28 > WTFFFFFF THIS CANT BE HAPEING
Mortimus > buy roshan's raven
Gstomp28 > i was just messin arround
Gstomp28 > BUTBUT...WHY?HOW WTFFFFFFFF
Dian Lung > I, fortunately, have not developed a case of RCAS.
Dalete > RCAS?
Dian Lung > Repetitive Clone Activation Syndrome. XD
Dalete > Oh, that's when you say: "I don't bother with pooping anymore. My clones never last long enough for me to have a bowel movement."
DarkPhate Endovari > lol
Katyusha Gryminski > very well, here I am
DarkPhate Endovari > as soon as ihit enter I knew that convo would pop up
Katyusha Gryminski > first things first -
Katyusha Gryminski > I am an abusive dominatrix, and I love to insult men
Katyusha Gryminski > are you game?
DarkPhate Endovari > I get that from my wife in real world
Katyusha Gryminski > (swissshhh CRACK!) I said, ARE YOU GAME!
DarkPhate Endovari > But this being even the likelyhood is that your a 42 year old guy called steve anyway :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > oh, I am so handcuffing you
DarkPhate Endovari > Take more than that to pin me down :-P
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees you pig
DarkPhate Endovari > Pig? But im jewish!
Katyusha Gryminski > (kick to your boys)
Katyusha Gryminski > on your knees!
DarkPhate Endovari > but this chair is comfy
Katyusha Gryminski > (spiked glove to the back of your head
Katyusha Gryminski > (ball gag in your filthy mouth)
DarkPhate Endovari > hmm that will bruise
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
Katyusha Gryminski > swissh CRACK
DarkPhate Endovari > I think I heard that in a tenaciuos D song actually
Katyusha Gryminski > couple of lashes for your pathetic arse
DarkPhate Endovari > pathetic? Its a fantastic arse, it should be in an art gallery
Katyusha Gryminski > (heel of my boot into your arse)
DarkPhate Endovari > aw come on Steve (mind if I call you steve?) thats not nice
Katyusha Gryminski > listen you pig dog you sound like an amerikano, if so, get with it, I am getting bored with you
DarkPhate Endovari > I went there on holiday once, Disney world was fun
Katyusha Gryminski > (ripps spiked boot heel out off your arse, and another kick to your boys)
DarkPhate Endovari > To my boys? I dont have any boys? I have a baby girl though, but please dont put a spiked boot to her, shes only small
Katyusha Gryminski > idiotsky amerikano, boys = BALLS!!!
Katyusha Gryminski > how dense are you?
DarkPhate Endovari > See you keep calling me a yank when im not, you should be nicer and get to know people. Its a good way of making friends.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you are not amerikano, you should know what "boys" means then
Katyusha Gryminski > stop spoiling the mood
DarkPhate Endovari > But I thank you for the laugh, I may even have to post this one up on the forums to be honest. Its been a classic, even my missus sitting reading along side me got a laugh out of it.
Katyusha Gryminski > if you did not wish to play, you should not have posted the private request
DarkPhate Endovari > You took that as a request? My god, you remember this is internet spaceships right?
Katyusha Gryminski > dosvedanya, ashada basege
<enn> well, that would be strange
<enn> talking about blasters instead of jew/black/[insertethnicgroup]/genocide/hitler/conspiracies
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