<&t20> minmatar still must invent fire
Shintoko Akahoshi > We could make that our modus op.
Shintoko Akahoshi > Post some love poems about someone in a potential war target
Shintoko Akahoshi > And if they don't respond, wardec!
Yuki Li > campaign: get Nooey laid
Nooey > roflmfao shin
Yuki Li > description: Nooey won't stfu about being lovestruck and is wooing around like a pansy, so we're going to get him laid and put an end to the strife
Nooey > "Oh FUCK, Omerta just sent us a love poem, we're FUCKED"
Shintoko Akahoshi > True Love™
Kale Ryoko > Just send mails to certain alliance heads
Taes Valkiir > it'd certainly fit "emorta corp."
Kale Ryoko > 3 days from now, Cyvok gets a mail with just "♥"
Yuki Li > tbh
Yuki Li > i've already done it once
Yuki Li > http://omerta.altgamer.com/yuki/confession.jpg
Kyoko Sakoda > like, ♥ Xirt
Taes Valkiir > i remember seeing that when i stalked your directory like a lovestruck nub.
Kale Ryoko > I'm sure Knuck would have sent something like that, lol
Shintoko Akahoshi > Post some love poems about someone in a potential war target
Shintoko Akahoshi > And if they don't respond, wardec!
Yuki Li > campaign: get Nooey laid
Nooey > roflmfao shin
Yuki Li > description: Nooey won't stfu about being lovestruck and is wooing around like a pansy, so we're going to get him laid and put an end to the strife
Nooey > "Oh FUCK, Omerta just sent us a love poem, we're FUCKED"
Shintoko Akahoshi > True Love™
Kale Ryoko > Just send mails to certain alliance heads
Taes Valkiir > it'd certainly fit "emorta corp."
Kale Ryoko > 3 days from now, Cyvok gets a mail with just "♥"
Yuki Li > tbh
Yuki Li > i've already done it once
Yuki Li > http://omerta.altgamer.com/yuki/confession.jpg
Kyoko Sakoda > like, ♥ Xirt
Taes Valkiir > i remember seeing that when i stalked your directory like a lovestruck nub.
Kale Ryoko > I'm sure Knuck would have sent something like that, lol
Stupid > Not fair you warp scrambled me.
Lorth > Its pvp what did you expect.
Stupid > It wasn't a 1vs1
Lorth > Yes it was, we're the only two in local
Stupid > You used drones, it was a 15vs1, your a ganking cheater.
Lorth > Umm...
Stupid > Some guys are on thier way right now. Your a low life ganker for scrambling me and useing drones. I could have taken you with out the drones.
Stupid > It wasn't a 1vs1, drones are cheating, and you didn't have to blow up my ship.
Lorth > Its pvp what did you expect.
Stupid > It wasn't a 1vs1
Lorth > Yes it was, we're the only two in local
Stupid > You used drones, it was a 15vs1, your a ganking cheater.
Lorth > Umm...
Stupid > Some guys are on thier way right now. Your a low life ganker for scrambling me and useing drones. I could have taken you with out the drones.
Stupid > It wasn't a 1vs1, drones are cheating, and you didn't have to blow up my ship.
Lucius Britannia > hey jypsie. how are you?
Jypsie > Doing well, just getting started for the night
Lucius Britannia > awesome
Lucius Britannia > I'm running a mish with my gf
Jypsie > is that what you two call it now? :P
Lucius Britannia > that's the best kind of mission.
Lucius Britannia > No aggro
Lucius Britannia > lots of loot
Lucius Britannia > we're talking faction loot
Lucius Britannia > and the standing is the best
Lucius Britannia > or laying down whichever you prefer
Lucius Britannia > Once you get docking rights, it's all good from there
Lucius Britannia > it's really great when you fit a sensor booster
Lucius Britannia > and hardners are a MUST
Jypsie > definitly
Jypsie > Doing well, just getting started for the night
Lucius Britannia > awesome
Lucius Britannia > I'm running a mish with my gf
Jypsie > is that what you two call it now? :P
Lucius Britannia > that's the best kind of mission.
Lucius Britannia > No aggro
Lucius Britannia > lots of loot
Lucius Britannia > we're talking faction loot
Lucius Britannia > and the standing is the best
Lucius Britannia > or laying down whichever you prefer
Lucius Britannia > Once you get docking rights, it's all good from there
Lucius Britannia > it's really great when you fit a sensor booster
Lucius Britannia > and hardners are a MUST
Jypsie > definitly
<Warmonger> Okay Ke$ha comes in the room, shes naked
<Warmonger> she says fuck me
<Warmonger> but you realize your alliance needs you in your super capital
<Warmonger> what do you do?
<LobbyZ> kesha is ugly, i'd dump her over a scap
<Dreadnought> lol
<Warmonger> Okay so lobbyz would fight in his alliance
<@cougem> you put your laptop on her back
<@cougem> and hope that her buttocks have enough texture for your laser mouse
<Warmonger> she says fuck me
<Warmonger> but you realize your alliance needs you in your super capital
<Warmonger> what do you do?
<LobbyZ> kesha is ugly, i'd dump her over a scap
<Dreadnought> lol
<Warmonger> Okay so lobbyz would fight in his alliance
<@cougem> you put your laptop on her back
<@cougem> and hope that her buttocks have enough texture for your laser mouse
Aerith Saetas > Shryn what are you in?
Shryn Taylor > covetor
Aerith Saetas > come rat my belt
Aerith Saetas > you can tank them
Shryn Taylor > in a covetor?
Aerith Saetas > yes
Shryn Taylor > No more crack for you, you're cut off.
Shryn Taylor > covetor
Aerith Saetas > come rat my belt
Aerith Saetas > you can tank them
Shryn Taylor > in a covetor?
Aerith Saetas > yes
Shryn Taylor > No more crack for you, you're cut off.
Ly'sol > Kyoko, its called profaganda
Xiozor > The pure undiluted horror of what just happened to me I think has put her in the doghouse for a month at least.
Xiozor > When I say "Sure, do some scanning if you like." What I really mean is "Do some scanning, but maybe in my covops inside the carrier, Not in my fully loaded carrier when there are an arseload of pirates in local."
Xiozor > And especially "Don't shoot the obvious cyno bait ships, you fool"
Xiozor > Literally. I said to her "The fuck?" and she goes "Oops?"
Xiozor > When I say "Sure, do some scanning if you like." What I really mean is "Do some scanning, but maybe in my covops inside the carrier, Not in my fully loaded carrier when there are an arseload of pirates in local."
Xiozor > And especially "Don't shoot the obvious cyno bait ships, you fool"
Xiozor > Literally. I said to her "The fuck?" and she goes "Oops?"
Coldasice Cubes > have fun guys, and thanks for choosing IO Gatecamp services
Nephai > thank u
PKlavins > we offer the finest in ganking opportunities! only the *cough* best pilots are selected to participate in our top-of the line gatecamps...to provide the best quality service to any people hostile or neutral to us :)
Nephai > thank u
PKlavins > we offer the finest in ganking opportunities! only the *cough* best pilots are selected to participate in our top-of the line gatecamps...to provide the best quality service to any people hostile or neutral to us :)
<RollinDutchMasters> i wish i could combine EVE with oregon trail
<RollinDutchMasters> shoot at buffalo only to watch them run away with stabs and log off
<RollinDutchMasters> shoot at buffalo only to watch them run away with stabs and log off