Ewan Grovatt > I need to find an Advanced Learning 99 implant, dammit
Ewan Grovatt > of course, I couldn't afford it
Ewan Grovatt > and meanwhile, Duchess is mining and raking in 3 mill evey half hour or so, and won't return my calls
Roadhouse > 3 mil per half hour? And still in Noobcorp?
Ewan Grovatt > (shh, nobody say anything, that was a trigger to see if she's paying attention)
Ewan Grovatt > (she really enjoys playing the 'ignore Ewan' game)
Roadhouse > He's crunching numbers on his webcam, for freaks like you that get off on it.
Roadhouse > "Oh, balance that equation, that's right"
Ami Seneschal > "Oh, REMAINDERS!"
Ewan Grovatt > of course, I couldn't afford it
Ewan Grovatt > and meanwhile, Duchess is mining and raking in 3 mill evey half hour or so, and won't return my calls
Roadhouse > 3 mil per half hour? And still in Noobcorp?
Ewan Grovatt > (shh, nobody say anything, that was a trigger to see if she's paying attention)
Ewan Grovatt > (she really enjoys playing the 'ignore Ewan' game)
Roadhouse > He's crunching numbers on his webcam, for freaks like you that get off on it.
Roadhouse > "Oh, balance that equation, that's right"
Ami Seneschal > "Oh, REMAINDERS!"
-In the Rookie help channel-
Nicolas Pascal > Does anyone here know off the top of their head the distinction between a nut and a fruit?
ISD StyrofoamHippie > Nicolas: that is highly off topic
Nicolas Pascal > Does anyone here know off the top of their head the distinction between a nut and a fruit?
ISD StyrofoamHippie > Nicolas: that is highly off topic
jih chop > you <i>might</i> get lucky and get a moon in there
Antron Kilren > I mined ice there for a long time
jih chop > but unlikely
Antron Kilren > as a noob slave
jih chop > lol
jih chop > were you freed
jih chop > or did you escape?
Antron Kilren > somebody gave me an article of clothing
Antron Kilren > and I was freed
jih chop > ROFL
Antron Kilren > actually
Antron Kilren > someone gave me a pvp fit
Antron Kilren > and I realized that paying 14.99 a month to mine ice was retarded
Antron Kilren > I mined ice there for a long time
jih chop > but unlikely
Antron Kilren > as a noob slave
jih chop > lol
jih chop > were you freed
jih chop > or did you escape?
Antron Kilren > somebody gave me an article of clothing
Antron Kilren > and I was freed
jih chop > ROFL
Antron Kilren > actually
Antron Kilren > someone gave me a pvp fit
Antron Kilren > and I realized that paying 14.99 a month to mine ice was retarded
McBarnacle > http://www.clyde-space.com/cubesat_shop
McBarnacle > want to build your own space satellite? ;)
Anna Book > Do they have giant death lasers?
McBarnacle > don't think so but I could e-mail them and ask if you want
Anna Book > If they are not prepared to sell it over the counter then they won't get my money...
McBarnacle > imagine being able to buy a death star online
McBarnacle > "can I help you sir?"
McBarnacle > "yes, I'd like a death ray, 2 large battery packs, a deployment platform and a coffee machine please
Anna Book > "certainly sir, would that be the regular sized death star or our new dyson sphere sized one? The dyson sized comes with a five-year warranty."
McBarnacle > lol
McBarnacle > "does that include insurance if it fails to blow up Yavin IV?"
Anna Book > "We will fully reimburse you for any planets it fails to blow up, but the warranty does not include damages caused by improper exhaust port protection."
McBarnacle > want to build your own space satellite? ;)
Anna Book > Do they have giant death lasers?
McBarnacle > don't think so but I could e-mail them and ask if you want
Anna Book > If they are not prepared to sell it over the counter then they won't get my money...
McBarnacle > imagine being able to buy a death star online
McBarnacle > "can I help you sir?"
McBarnacle > "yes, I'd like a death ray, 2 large battery packs, a deployment platform and a coffee machine please
Anna Book > "certainly sir, would that be the regular sized death star or our new dyson sphere sized one? The dyson sized comes with a five-year warranty."
McBarnacle > lol
McBarnacle > "does that include insurance if it fails to blow up Yavin IV?"
Anna Book > "We will fully reimburse you for any planets it fails to blow up, but the warranty does not include damages caused by improper exhaust port protection."
<Bizarre> Kurenin what did the doctor say?
<Kurenin> he shoved some shit up my bum
<Kurenin> then poured some barium in
<Kurenin> then blew air up my ass
<Kurenin> then I moved about and they took pictures of my stomach ;[
<jamesbaker> radioactive man!
<Superbeast> WTF
<Superbeast> WTF
<MCGIN> whats up kurenin
<Shin> did you check if they were real doctors?
<Kurenin> he shoved some shit up my bum
<Kurenin> then poured some barium in
<Kurenin> then blew air up my ass
<Kurenin> then I moved about and they took pictures of my stomach ;[
<jamesbaker> radioactive man!
<Superbeast> WTF
<Superbeast> WTF
<MCGIN> whats up kurenin
<Shin> did you check if they were real doctors?
Cyphr_Sonic> Wormholes are like Gloryholes in that depending on who is on the other side it can either be fantastic or tragic
Heard on TS after LV titan killed 215 goon ships in one shot, leading to 215 wrecks: "Congratulations, you can now build 1 rig!"
Fang Khan > Heh! Look at the prices of Sacrilege!
*Fang Khan starts training the appropriate skillz
Davion Vrynn > prices up or down?
Fang Khan > Doubled
Davion Vrynn > I'm assuming up due to speculation...
Fang Khan > Roughly 2x
Davion Vrynn > lovely... should have bought one when they were cheap... >.<
Davion Vrynn > ....not that I can fly one
Fang Khan > ?
Fang Khan > Of course you can fly one
Davion Vrynn > no... no I can't
Davion Vrynn > Amarr frigate IV
Fang Khan > Can you fly a Zealot?
Fang Khan > Sacrilege is a HAC
Davion Vrynn > Oh
Davion Vrynn > Erm
Davion Vrynn > Right
Davion Vrynn > I knew that, of course
Davion Vrynn > Just testing you
Fang Khan > I smelled a test as soon as ye spake
Davion Vrynn > Seeing if you would fall for my implication that it was an interceptor
Fang Khan > ((Malediction))
Davion Vrynn > Hush
Fang Khan > ((Vengeance and Heretic are the other two Khanid ships))
Davion Vrynn > ((Why are we talking in OOC brackets in an OOC channel?))
Fang Khan > ((AF and interdictor))
Fang Khan > ((Because I don't want to embarass you in front of your friends))
Davion Vrynn > But they can still read this....
*Fang Khan starts training the appropriate skillz
Davion Vrynn > prices up or down?
Fang Khan > Doubled
Davion Vrynn > I'm assuming up due to speculation...
Fang Khan > Roughly 2x
Davion Vrynn > lovely... should have bought one when they were cheap... >.<
Davion Vrynn > ....not that I can fly one
Fang Khan > ?
Fang Khan > Of course you can fly one
Davion Vrynn > no... no I can't
Davion Vrynn > Amarr frigate IV
Fang Khan > Can you fly a Zealot?
Fang Khan > Sacrilege is a HAC
Davion Vrynn > Oh
Davion Vrynn > Erm
Davion Vrynn > Right
Davion Vrynn > I knew that, of course
Davion Vrynn > Just testing you
Fang Khan > I smelled a test as soon as ye spake
Davion Vrynn > Seeing if you would fall for my implication that it was an interceptor
Fang Khan > ((Malediction))
Davion Vrynn > Hush
Fang Khan > ((Vengeance and Heretic are the other two Khanid ships))
Davion Vrynn > ((Why are we talking in OOC brackets in an OOC channel?))
Fang Khan > ((AF and interdictor))
Fang Khan > ((Because I don't want to embarass you in front of your friends))
Davion Vrynn > But they can still read this....
Argon Prime > im RICH
Argon Prime > i love this corp
Argon Prime > hehe
Argon Prime > ty Brad
Bradden Gor > lol
Bradden Gor > I think you did a pretty hefty turn-in recently
Argon Prime > yes
Bradden Gor > there you go then
Hellspawn01 > I didnt do a turn in for ages, have 300mil in minerals AND more isk than in CCs :)
Bradden Gor > I remember you crying poverty a few weeks ago, HS
Hellspawn01 > ?
Seborian > hi all...:)
Hellspawn01 > Hi seb
Bradden Gor > "I can't afford all my faction mods" waaaaaaahhhhh ;)
Hellspawn01 > I didnt say that *looks innocent
Takeshi Kovachs > BG i can seee the sympathy pouring out of you
Bradden Gor > "These 2 factino ships I've got are worth less than a billion each"
Hellspawn01 > I couldnt decide which one I should buy first, that was all :P
Bradden Gor > /emote hands HS a T2 tissue to dry his eyes
Bradden Gor > :)
Hellspawn01 > /emote burns the tissue
Bradden Gor > not good enough?
Bradden Gor > /emote hands over a faction Tissue
Takeshi Kovachs > ROFL
Hellspawn01 > /emote burns the tissue again
Bradden Gor > "I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter"
Argon Prime > i love this corp
Argon Prime > hehe
Argon Prime > ty Brad
Bradden Gor > lol
Bradden Gor > I think you did a pretty hefty turn-in recently
Argon Prime > yes
Bradden Gor > there you go then
Hellspawn01 > I didnt do a turn in for ages, have 300mil in minerals AND more isk than in CCs :)
Bradden Gor > I remember you crying poverty a few weeks ago, HS
Hellspawn01 > ?
Seborian > hi all...:)
Hellspawn01 > Hi seb
Bradden Gor > "I can't afford all my faction mods" waaaaaaahhhhh ;)
Hellspawn01 > I didnt say that *looks innocent
Takeshi Kovachs > BG i can seee the sympathy pouring out of you
Bradden Gor > "These 2 factino ships I've got are worth less than a billion each"
Hellspawn01 > I couldnt decide which one I should buy first, that was all :P
Bradden Gor > /emote hands HS a T2 tissue to dry his eyes
Bradden Gor > :)
Hellspawn01 > /emote burns the tissue
Bradden Gor > not good enough?
Bradden Gor > /emote hands over a faction Tissue
Takeshi Kovachs > ROFL
Hellspawn01 > /emote burns the tissue again
Bradden Gor > "I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter"
Xray > what next?
Dufas > space
Dufas > the final fontier
Dufas > these are the voyages of the star ship Leeroy
Dufas > to bodly go and fuck up where no man has fucked up before
Blyzz > moe did that in fountain
Blyzz > that mean that moe is leeroy jenkins?
Dufas > space
Dufas > the final fontier
Dufas > these are the voyages of the star ship Leeroy
Dufas > to bodly go and fuck up where no man has fucked up before
Blyzz > moe did that in fountain
Blyzz > that mean that moe is leeroy jenkins?