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<Larg_Kellein> Your night is a hell of a lot better than mine :p
<cr8r> maybe i'll top the night off by surprising the girlfriend
<Larg_Kellein> contrasting life stories being relayed through internet relay chat tonight... On a very special episode of Blossom
<cr8r> the only one to ever bone blossom was sheldon
<Larg_Kellein> Well, she probably intimidated everyone else... considering her nose was a bigger appendage than their cocks could ever hope to be
<cr8r> true
<cr8r> but think of how it would caress your sack during a 69
<Larg_Kellein> frankly, I'm more concerned with it unintentionally cornholing me
Camper101 > finally found a way to play eve at work
Camper101 > open excel, close your eyes and let your imagination flow
Edoo > escrow me your sister and i will trade you the deimos
NGTM1R > God's in his heaven because he's scared we'll hotdrop him if he undocks.
L4zor R0B0T Ill tell your sister hi for you
L4zor R0B0T and hit her with some sexual assault missiles
colonius kilgorus > y i am speaking in 3rd person is beyond me atmn
DIctator127 > np
DIctator127 > this is what happen when 2 half drunk guys talk
DIctator127 > they just talk a bunch of random stuff
colonius kilgorus > half!!!??? drink up soldier!
DIctator127 > na need to wake up early tomorrow
DIctator127 > oh wait that in 4hr
DIctator127 > oh well I'm already awake
Murphy > servant sisters of eve even like me, whoever they are
Thunder Jolly > space nuns
Sinista > I've done missions for them ;-)
KSUDruid > buncha hot chicks to like to help people
Sinista > they are rug munchers
Sinista > they gave me poly textiles
Murphy > rofl
Nevin Dread > dam i wish i had a ps3
Nevin Dread > then i could play dust
Tritan Deninard > dust is awsome :D
Nevin Dread > and nuke myself from orbit
Tritan Deninard > lol
Nevin Dread > Tritan Deninard have you nuked yourself from orbit?
McBarnacle > I could slip a Star Wars reference in even if we were talking about which Czech porn star gives the best head on camera
Rmage Gemmell > big bs gang in oinasiken
Rmage Gemmell > squids
Rmage Gemmell > going for nisuwa
Rmage Gemmell > aligning to pyne now
Johnny Rook > I'MA FUCK ME SOME SQUIDS
Johnny Rook > speaking of which http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3057454/Squid-sex-pic-pervert-jailed.html
Djakku > i wonder how you do that
Herra B > still, photo and that headline for being cought with a photo of that???
Herra B > wouldn't want anyone getting to my midget porn collection
Djakku > i kno right i thought anything goes just as long as it's over the age of consent
Herra B > still, they blast an image of him with his full name
Herra B > like the fucking paper is the executor after the courts have judged him
Djakku > lol
Djakku > init
Johnny Rook > he looks like Sting
Djakku > lol
Herra B > lol was actually thinking that
Djakku > true dat
Johnny Rook > every move you make, every squid you rape, every cod you date, i hope you get on tape, i'll be watching you
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