Kehmor > kayo you have an 11 year old sister?
Kehmor > is she hot?
Kayosoni > how can you call 11 hot?
Kehmor > does she like older guys?
Evil Edna > how can you call cartoon cat people hot?
Kehmor > is she hot?
Kayosoni > how can you call 11 hot?
Kehmor > does she like older guys?
Evil Edna > how can you call cartoon cat people hot?
Ki Odo > Dude, you come in, blow me up, then try to ransome my ore? That's called a fuggin terrorist
GuffenCom > no, thats called business
GuffenCom > I have something worth value to you
GuffenCom > and I need ISK
GuffenCom > and since its in my possession, I try to barter for ISK
GuffenCom > its simple marketing
Ki Odo > You STOLE something of worth, and now you're trying to ransom it back. That's called stealing, blackmail, and terrorism
Ki Odo > Especially since you blew all of us up to get it
GuffenCom > u gotta admit though
GuffenCom > I pwned you HARD
GuffenCom > /emote does pelvic thrusts
GuffenCom > no, thats called business
GuffenCom > I have something worth value to you
GuffenCom > and I need ISK
GuffenCom > and since its in my possession, I try to barter for ISK
GuffenCom > its simple marketing
Ki Odo > You STOLE something of worth, and now you're trying to ransom it back. That's called stealing, blackmail, and terrorism
Ki Odo > Especially since you blew all of us up to get it
GuffenCom > u gotta admit though
GuffenCom > I pwned you HARD
GuffenCom > /emote does pelvic thrusts
Leet Al > i farted on my hand and then sniffed it and my hand smells like fart
anister > do you think that would work here in the U.K?
Leet Al > try it man
Kriva Fajriika > the level of inteligence (already very low) in this channel, just dropped, by a lot
GeneralNukeEm > lol
Leet Al > durrr
Leet Al > o/
anister > hmmm
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 87/100" by anister.
Kriva Fajriika > its a lot lower than that :P
anister > well, we gotta give it room to lower
GeneralNukeEm > you're off by a magnitude of 10
RtoZ > 100 is a reference
RtoZ > id say 100=3IQ
RtoZ > maybe 4
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 77/100" by anister.
anister > there
RtoZ > woah
anister > but zeph just said something kinda clever
RtoZ > someone must have bought one of my implants
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 78/100" by anister.
RtoZ > ...
RtoZ > balls
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 77/100" by anister.
Leet Al > I bought a typhoon o/
RtoZ > :)
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 03/100" by anister.
anister > do you think that would work here in the U.K?
Leet Al > try it man
Kriva Fajriika > the level of inteligence (already very low) in this channel, just dropped, by a lot
GeneralNukeEm > lol
Leet Al > durrr
Leet Al > o/
anister > hmmm
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 87/100" by anister.
Kriva Fajriika > its a lot lower than that :P
anister > well, we gotta give it room to lower
GeneralNukeEm > you're off by a magnitude of 10
RtoZ > 100 is a reference
RtoZ > id say 100=3IQ
RtoZ > maybe 4
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 77/100" by anister.
anister > there
RtoZ > woah
anister > but zeph just said something kinda clever
RtoZ > someone must have bought one of my implants
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 78/100" by anister.
RtoZ > ...
RtoZ > balls
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 77/100" by anister.
Leet Al > I bought a typhoon o/
RtoZ > :)
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 03/100" by anister.
Zugor Ikatin > oh and eddy's alt
Trancendental Darkness > ?
Zugor Ikatin > just saying hi ed
Trancendental Darkness > what makes you think i am ed?
Zugor Ikatin > your title says "Edheler's alt"
Zugor Ikatin > Alt of Edheler rather
Trancendental Darkness > oh FFS
Zugor Ikatin > rofl
Zugor Ikatin > i wont tell anyone
Trancendental Darkness > i will kill freaking dr omara
Trancendental Darkness > ?
Zugor Ikatin > just saying hi ed
Trancendental Darkness > what makes you think i am ed?
Zugor Ikatin > your title says "Edheler's alt"
Zugor Ikatin > Alt of Edheler rather
Trancendental Darkness > oh FFS
Zugor Ikatin > rofl
Zugor Ikatin > i wont tell anyone
Trancendental Darkness > i will kill freaking dr omara
lexiares > hey dyke go suck on some testiclates
JLobes > Testiclates?
Jessie Banda > I tried but couldn't find any on ya alexia :)
JLobes > sounds like a POS material
Jessie Banda > lol
JLobes > SHit! our POS is running low on ozone and testiclates!
Jessie Banda > it's fuel for titans
Jessie Banda > well at least it isn't veldsperm
JLobes > Testiclates?
Jessie Banda > I tried but couldn't find any on ya alexia :)
JLobes > sounds like a POS material
Jessie Banda > lol
JLobes > SHit! our POS is running low on ozone and testiclates!
Jessie Banda > it's fuel for titans
Jessie Banda > well at least it isn't veldsperm
Shade Widow > *Beep beep* Internal Hymm to Shizahs ship.
Shizah > ?
Shade Widow > CONTACT!
Shade Widow > Still thinking about beaming aboard?
Shizah > lol
Shizah > well, quite frankly havent lost any sleep over it
Shade Widow > Is that a yes or no.
Shizah > hmmmm
Shade Widow > /emote hops up and down
Shizah > lol
Shade Widow > awnser awnser!
Shizah > why not --
Shade Widow > SO much joy!
Shade Widow > Must find a poet to describe... feelings!
Shizah > you are a pretty funny guy!!
Shade Widow > /emote prepares the candle light dinner infront of the command deck view window.
Shizah > /emote loves lobster with drawn butter
Shade Widow > Is spray butter ok?
Shizah > well, I guess -- if you doctor it up with a tad of fresh lemon juice
Shade Widow > ...lemon juice..
Shade Widow > right
Shade Widow > /emote looks on escrow
Shizah > I looked for lobster also, they only carry moon crabs
Shade Widow > I have some lobsters.
Shade Widow > Fished them off of the old caldari planet
Shizah > hehe
Shade Widow > /emote sets the lobsters on the table a fire burning around them lightly with seasoning dripping down thier shells and butter at the ready.
Shizah > a glass of white wine also??
Denine > you mean white whine, see teh "h" there
Shade Widow > /emote goes to grab the white wine and knocks over the flaming lobster and it catches fire on the table.
Shade Widow > HOLY SHIT!
Shizah > I saw it -
Shade Widow > *The fire consumes the table and explodes the wine as lobster flesh flys in all directions*
Shade Widow > FIRE ON MAIN DECK
Shizah > oh no - save the lobster
Denine > wtf is going on in here?
Shade Widow > /emote uses the fire extinguisher on the lobster
Shizah > do we allow interruptions to our dinner??
Shade Widow > My candle dinner is ruined!
Shade Widow > Dont worry shizah.
Shade Widow > Ill invite you over some other time.
Shizah > ok - not a problem -
Shade Widow > /emote picks up the washed out lobster and crys into it.
Shade Widow > After I clean this mess up im going to make a dinner that will beat every other!
Shizah > Well I just check my hanger and I have frozen food and spiced wine. Guess Ill settle for that
Shade Widow > mind if I join in?
Shizah > sure - Ill share
Shade Widow > /emote parks his mega in the lot and rolls down to shizah in his pod
Shizah > ?
Shade Widow > CONTACT!
Shade Widow > Still thinking about beaming aboard?
Shizah > lol
Shizah > well, quite frankly havent lost any sleep over it
Shade Widow > Is that a yes or no.
Shizah > hmmmm
Shade Widow > /emote hops up and down
Shizah > lol
Shade Widow > awnser awnser!
Shizah > why not --
Shade Widow > SO much joy!
Shade Widow > Must find a poet to describe... feelings!
Shizah > you are a pretty funny guy!!
Shade Widow > /emote prepares the candle light dinner infront of the command deck view window.
Shizah > /emote loves lobster with drawn butter
Shade Widow > Is spray butter ok?
Shizah > well, I guess -- if you doctor it up with a tad of fresh lemon juice
Shade Widow > ...lemon juice..
Shade Widow > right
Shade Widow > /emote looks on escrow
Shizah > I looked for lobster also, they only carry moon crabs
Shade Widow > I have some lobsters.
Shade Widow > Fished them off of the old caldari planet
Shizah > hehe
Shade Widow > /emote sets the lobsters on the table a fire burning around them lightly with seasoning dripping down thier shells and butter at the ready.
Shizah > a glass of white wine also??
Denine > you mean white whine, see teh "h" there
Shade Widow > /emote goes to grab the white wine and knocks over the flaming lobster and it catches fire on the table.
Shade Widow > HOLY SHIT!
Shizah > I saw it -
Shade Widow > *The fire consumes the table and explodes the wine as lobster flesh flys in all directions*
Shade Widow > FIRE ON MAIN DECK
Shizah > oh no - save the lobster
Denine > wtf is going on in here?
Shade Widow > /emote uses the fire extinguisher on the lobster
Shizah > do we allow interruptions to our dinner??
Shade Widow > My candle dinner is ruined!
Shade Widow > Dont worry shizah.
Shade Widow > Ill invite you over some other time.
Shizah > ok - not a problem -
Shade Widow > /emote picks up the washed out lobster and crys into it.
Shade Widow > After I clean this mess up im going to make a dinner that will beat every other!
Shizah > Well I just check my hanger and I have frozen food and spiced wine. Guess Ill settle for that
Shade Widow > mind if I join in?
Shizah > sure - Ill share
Shade Widow > /emote parks his mega in the lot and rolls down to shizah in his pod
<@HellGremlin> Anyone know a good freeware music CD burner? When I try to burn through windows it just ruins my CDs.
<volume-san^> windows
<@HellGremlin> Anyone without severe reading comprehension issues know a good freeware music CD burner?
<volume-san^> windows
<@HellGremlin> Anyone without severe reading comprehension issues know a good freeware music CD burner?
Xav Vorbarra: omfg, this sucks...I'm in a pod in a gay system that
doesn't have anywhere to land and all gates are camped >_<
Seto Mazzarotto: I take it you have implants Xav?
Xav Vorbarra: ....ah well no, they're natural I swear
doesn't have anywhere to land and all gates are camped >_<
Seto Mazzarotto: I take it you have implants Xav?
Xav Vorbarra: ....ah well no, they're natural I swear
* Celt makes sweet love to a sock
<OmberZombie> errr, why?
* KnightDelta feels sorry for the sock.
* r0ss feels the sock.
<r0ss> wtf
<OmberZombie> errr, why?
* KnightDelta feels sorry for the sock.
* r0ss feels the sock.
<r0ss> wtf
<Celt> where can I find science grads on the market?
<Kalroth> pervert
<Kalroth> pervert